What Did We Miss?

Thief struggles to steal gumball machine

Stories include:

  • Security footage caught a thief trying to take a gumball through a doggy door.
  • A former student at Hunter College has been squatting in her dorm for close to 2 years.
  • Self-driving cars are being attacked by human beings.

Drunk teenager steals patrol car

Stories include:

  • A drunk 16-year-old took off with a corporal’s squad car.
  • Ben Cohen,  co-founder of Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream was arrested at a protest.
  • A man accidentally racked up a $1,635 bill on a 3 hour Uber ride.

7th Grader Creates Fake School System

Stories include:

  • A Philadelphia company bought billboards in Cleveland to persuade Lebron James to come to the 76ers.
  • A man got a DUI after riding a horse onto a freeway.
  • A 7th grader’s fake school system was briefly recognized as legitimate by the Indiana Department of Education.

Cartoonish sketch helps police ID suspect

Stories include:

  • Michael Haddock’s dog, Ryder, has somehow been granted unemployment benefits.
  • A child in Florida got stuck inside a claw machine.
  • Police in Lancaster, PA were able to ID a suspect after seeing a simple witness sketch.

Nissan unveils new self-parking slippers

Stories include:

  • Jordy Demcher spent the nights before the Super Bowl guarding the Rocky statue from potential vandalism.
  • A couple in Florida is being fined $100 a day for having a Van Gogh mural painted on their home.
  • Nissan has implemented their self-parking technology into slippers.

12 camels disqualified from beauty pageant for Botox use

Stories include:

  • The U.S. military has discovered that fitness tracking app reveals the location of their bases.
  • The Atlanta Braves have a new mascot and it looks similar to the Phillie Phanatic.
  • A dozen camels were disqualified from Saudia Arabia’s annual camel beauty pageant because they were injected with Botox.