What Did We Miss?

Cartoonish sketch helps police ID suspect

Stories include:

  • Michael Haddock’s dog, Ryder, has somehow been granted unemployment benefits.
  • A child in Florida got stuck inside a claw machine.
  • Police in Lancaster, PA were able to ID a suspect after seeing a simple witness sketch.

Nissan unveils new self-parking slippers

Stories include:

  • Jordy Demcher spent the nights before the Super Bowl guarding the Rocky statue from potential vandalism.
  • A couple in Florida is being fined $100 a day for having a Van Gogh mural painted on their home.
  • Nissan has implemented their self-parking technology into slippers.

12 camels disqualified from beauty pageant for Botox use

Stories include:

  • The U.S. military has discovered that fitness tracking app reveals the location of their bases.
  • The Atlanta Braves have a new mascot and it looks similar to the Phillie Phanatic.
  • A dozen camels were disqualified from Saudia Arabia’s annual camel beauty pageant because they were injected with Botox.

Candlelight vigil held for burned-down Taco Bell

Stories include:

  • A viral ASMR video helps viewers feel relaxed.
  • Citizens in Montgomery, Alabama held a vigil to remember their lost Taco Bell.
  • The Pope performed an impromptu wedding ceremony for two flight attendants mid-flight.

Man declared dead snores right before autopsy

Stories include:

  • Knights in full armor compete in medieval tournament.
  • A massive indoor water park opens in Texas.
  • Gonzalo Jiménez’s autopsy was halted when he was heard snoring.