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What Did We Miss? Bruno Mars impersonator scams woman out of $100K

Every week, I go on WWAY News and give a comedic report on the weird or obscure news stories they did not report. This week’s stories are:

  • Two Florida women were caught pretending to be senior citizens so they get vaccines. 
  • A woman was tricked into believing she was in a relationship with Bruno Mars.

Featuring special guest Reid Clark! Watch “What Did We Miss?” on WWAY News every Thursday at 5:30 am and 7 pm. Watch earlier episodes here. 

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Wills: How goes it, I’m Wills Maxwell Jr. and this is What Did We Miss? Here I tell you the stories that WWAY did not with far more confidence than I should have.

Two Florida women were caught pretending to be senior citizens so they could get a covid vaccine. It might have worked if they hadn’t insisted on stacking on top of each other in a giant trenchcoat. Sounds like they may have already gotten away with this once. The pair arrived at the Orange County Convention Center decked out in bonnets, gloves, and glasses to get their second shot. Once the health director spotted them he pulled them aside like “Come on, this is Florida. We know what old people look like. We know they don’t all look like the cast from ‘Mama’s Family’” They didn’t have any charges pressed against them but the sheriff’s deputy served some very strong ‘disappointed dad’ vibes.

Sheriff’s Deputy: You know what you have done? You’ve stolen a vaccine from somebody that needs it more than you. And now you’re not going to get your second one, so that’s a whole waste of time we just wasted here on this- just for your selfishness of stealing the vaccine.

Wills: You owe every high-risk person here an apology. In fact, I want you to one-by-one, make your way through this vulnerable population, look them in the eye, don’t hide behind a mask, look them in the eye, get right up close where they can hear you and just breathe “I’m sorry” in their face. Then go to your room and think about what you’ve done. Your mother will be hearing about this.”

Wills: A Texas woman was scammed out of $100,000 by a man she met online pretending to be Bruno Mars. She fell in love with him even though he kept warning her she better run. Catfishing scams are far too common and cause serious damage. For more on this, we’re joined by Bruno Mars. Bruno, thanks for doing the show, I’m just a huge fan.

Reid: Yeah, same here. I love “Why Did We Miss That?”

Wills: You’re far too famous for me to correct. I’ve always wondered, you have so many hits, what’s your favorite. I loved ‘Grenade’

Reid: Isn’t that The Weeknd?

Wills: Naw, naw that’s you.

Reid: You sure?

Wills: Yeah, Bruno Mars. I’m Sure.

Reid: Right! Right. It’s so hard to pick my favorite song. It’s like asking me to pick my favorite child but if I had to choose I’d say Greg.

Wills: Sorry?

Reid: Greg. That’s my favorite kid. He’s going places.

Wills: What about your favorite song of yours?

Reid: I’ll go with … Earned It?

Wills: Weeknd

Reid: Blinding Lights.

Wills: Weeknd

Reid: 6 Inch

Wills: That’s Beyonce featuring The Weeknd. Hey, how about Uptown Funk?

Reid: Ha! You’re not catching me on that. That’s Mark Ronson’s song. You ain’t slick.

Wills: Bruno, obviously we’re feeling pretty bad for your fan that was tricked into thinking she was talking to you. What do you have to everyone out there about people posing as you.

Reid: Right. Look everyone, if someone online tells you that they’re Bruno Mars just… hear them out. See what it is they need.  Maybe Bruno Mars needs gas money. Maybe Bruno Mars needs to borrow your HBO Max account. Maybe Bruno Mars just needs you to say  “Hey, Bruno Mars was with me last weekend, if anyone’s asking” If Bruno Mars, who I am, reaches out to you online. That’s your time to step up and help the guy used to date Selena Gomez.

Wills: Bruno Mars, everyone.

Reid: Wait, wait don’t forget to send me my appearance fee. It’s 24K

Wills: Yeah, I have that. I’m on local television. What’s your Venmo?

Reid: @ReidClarkComedy

Wills: Reid Clark, everybody. I’m Wills Maxwell Jr. and that’s what we missed.

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What Did We Miss? Celebrating Black History Month

Every week, I go on WWAY News and give a comedic report on the weird or obscure news stories they did not report.

This week I take a break from weird news to celebrate Black History Month by sharing profiles on American history icons.

Enjoy the video and learn more about Althea Gibson, Thurgood Marshall, and Shirley Chisholm. It’s a history lesson filled with laughs.

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How goes it? I’m Wills Maxwell Jr. and this is “What Did We Miss?” Here I normally tell you the stories that WWAY did not but this month I want to celebrate Black History Month with you and talk about some of my personal heroes.

First up, Althea Gibson. Before there was Serena Williams… There was Venus Williams but only by like a year. But before both of them was Althea Gibson. As a kid in Harlem, Gibson was a natural at table tennis until someone finally asked her “How would you like to do this but bigger?” Gibson competed in tournaments in the American Tennis Association, a tennis league for African-American players. She kept winning so frequently and so decisively that it became impossible for the all-white tournaments to justify keeping her locked out. In 1950 she became the first Black tennis player to compete in the U.S. National Championship and she was the first African-American to compete at Wimbledon in 1951. Her win at the 1956 French Open made her the first African-American to win a grand slam title. She’d go on to win 10 more. Althea Gibson is also a Williston alum, she attended the then segregated industrial school while training with Dr. Hubert Eaton. So next time someone asks you “Who is the greatest athlete out of Wilmington, NC?” Answer “Althea Gibson” It’s the fastest way to make Michael Jordan suddenly appear and drop 50 on you.

Up next is Thurgood Marshall. What you might already know about Thurgood Marshall is that he was our nation’s first black supreme court justice opening the doors for Clarence Thomas… Anyway prior to his role on the bench, he had a very impressive career as a lawyer. Marshall was a lawyer for the NAACP legal defense fund. His strategy was to use the legal system to case-by-case prove that separate was not equal. I mean, people kind of knew that already but he had to get the courts to say it. Thurgood Marshall argued a record 32 cases before the Supreme Court and won 29 of them. That’s like Steph Curry’s free throw percentage. Each of these cases laid the groundwork for the groundbreaking Brown versus The Board of Education decision in 1954. This ruled that *mandating school segregation is unconstitutional whereas just kind of letting it happen is still allowed. Lyndon Johnson nominated Marshall to the Supreme Court in 1967. Johnson predicted that because of this appointment a lot of baby boys would be named after Marshall. This did not come true, largely because his name is still Thurgood.

Shirley Chisholm was elected the first black congresswoman in 1968. That’s 192 years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence, 98 years after Black men got the right to vote., 48 years after women got the right to vote, and 43 years before Beyoncé asked “Who Run The World?” Shirley St. Hill was born in New York and raised in my ancestral homeland, Barbados. By “ancestral” I mean my Dad is from there… he doesn’t like being called an ancestor. Chisholm entered the 1972 Democratic Presidential Primary, becoming the first African-American to run for office. She picked up 152 delegates or as we now know it, 10 Pete Buttigiegs. Being the first Black person to run for president opened the door to so many others. Without her, you don’t get Barack Obama, you don’t get Kamala Harris, and you don’t get Kanye West. I’m sure she doesn’t want credit for one of those. She was a founding member of the Congressional Black Caucus and the National Women’s Political Caucus. Chisholm served in the US House of Representatives until 1983. She was posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2015, one year before Wilmington’s second greatest athlete did.

I’m Wills Maxwell Jr. Happy Black History Month.

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What Did We Miss? Remote Minnesota town constructs ice road to reconnect with U.S.

Every week, I go on WWAY News and give a comedic report on the weird or obscure news stories they did not report. This week’s stories are:

  • Citizens plow a 22-mile ice road to reconnect Minnesota’s Northwest Angle with the rest of the country.
  • Paleontologists in Russia dive into a frozen river to search for fossils. 
  • A commemorative coin honoring sci-fi author H.G. Wells sparks backlash over its inaccuracies.

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What Did We Miss? Programmer loses password, can’t access $220M in bitcoin

Every week, I go on WWAY News and give a comedic report on the weird or obscure news stories they did not report. This week’s stories are:

  • Stefan Thomas owns hundred of millions of dollars in bitcoin but can’t access it without his password.
  • Mike Loven secretly enrolled in college at the same time as his daughter and didn’t tell her until their graduation day.
  • An Oregon mother was scolded by a car thief for leaving her child in the backseat. He then left with her car again.

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Best of ‘What Did We Miss?’ 2020

Thank you to everyone who watched and shared “What Did We Miss?” this year. It’s been a rough year for all of us and I can’t tell you how helpful it’s been for me to be able to keep putting out episodes and making you laugh.

I asked you to vote for your favorite stories of the year and you delivered! Enjoy the top 3 stories plus memorable moments from the year including guest appearances from Sports Director Tanner Barth and Comedian Mat Millner.

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